Terrible Two's

I bragged on my little baby every day. He was always smiling, always laughing, and he hardly even moved until he was 7 months old... He would say "mama" and "dada" and act shy around all the people we would meet. Look how sweet he was.

Those days are over.

See, we have a few rules in the house like:

Don't pull on Brenda's blinds.

Do not ever touch Brenda's living area rug.

 The cabinets have locks for a reason.

Don't play with the toilet paper.

Don't eat the grass.

He's obviously a rule breaker :o 

 As for my smiling baby, pffffft...

Here he is. HAHAHA

"What you gonna do about it?!"

 Terrible Two's have started a little early.

He is rolling his eyes, slapping me when I correct him, pinching me, and all the other things "bad" little boys do. This disproves every theory I've ever had about a baby's temper coming from his surrounding life. NOT TRUE! I'm a gentle woman and never yell. He is never around any sort of domestic disputes, etc. He has been babied to the MAX! And his temper is absolutely horrible! 

How can this be?

CAFFEY BLOOD RUNS DEEP.

hahaha Take it easy, Gabe.  Simmer down a bit, please.

Until then, I'll be giving triple kisses every time you act up ;)